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  • most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
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an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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homo420:

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

WHAT WHAT WHAT. I NEED TO GO. I WANT Q KRABBY PATTY

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plaidmikey:

WHA T THEYA UFCKS

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heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

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bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

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deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

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